I am in the mood to laugh so I am posting some funny blonde jokes from ahajokes.com
( No offense to any blondes...these are just really funny)
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How did the blonde burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up
Hope you enjoyed them!! :) I thought they were hilarious!!!
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